Rules for Watching Movies ALONE in the theater

-gotta be cheap. early morning discount.
-rather to reserve. sick of asking me back when I say "one plz"
-I don't want to go to the multiplex where couples are doiminating..
-pride for watching documentary film
-watching horror movies, can't scream..so i shake silently..
-There's always seat for one. just watch alone and show off rather than waiting for multiple seats
-whats wrong with taking off my shoes? ive been almost laying down last time.
-id rather go home and eat with my mama.
-put two straws in my pepsi thuogh when ordering.
-gets lonely again after watching every movies in the theater. texting to friends..
-no reply. log on rottentomato then write some reviews.
-specialist? thats nothing.. fall into self-consciousness..
-it took some energy to look cool to friends.. i watched alone cus i had no one to watch with in fact..
-I'm free though.. I'm dem bohemian!